The adventures of the gaint pencil

I went to dave and busters and i got a gaint pencil there.  It actually wrote stuff.  So once we left i decorated it with a markers and suddenly when i grabed the red marker and drew on the pencil the pencil came alive.  " hello it said my name is @&#^%×*£#!&#€ i am from planet @&#&@^#_#&#* i was born from a red marker." Said the pencil,  "okkkayyy this is wierd" i muttered.  " lets be friends!" Says the pencil.  "Tell me about your self" i say,  " well at my planet there is barney and elmo and his friends there is unicorns and even TELETUBBIES!" Says the gaint pencil,  then suddenly i wanted to gag myself with a spoon but then i fell to the ground and everything went pitch black.