Once upon a time, there was a guy named Joe. He wanted to buy some stuff from the store and he asked the cashier, "Can I buy this doomajiggy, this thingamabob, and this thingamajig?" The cashier then asked him, "What's a doomajiggy?" Joe replied, "A doomajiggy is a thingamabob." The cashier then asked, "What's a thingamabob?" Joe said, " A thingamabob is a thingamajig." Then once more the cashier asked "Uhhhhh ok....so what's a thingamajig?" Joe replied, "A doomajiggy is a citrus fruit similar to an orange and a thingamabob is a random guy trying to stalk me right now and a thingamajig is YOUR FACE! By the way....YOU JUST GOT BURNED! Do you need some ointment for that burn?... I THINK YOU DO! Ha Ha Ha Ha!" The cashier was then like, "Well alrighty then you crazy dude! I'm a just going to walk away now. Bye!"
No comments:
Post a Comment