Why Cantaloupe is SO horrible!

1.  It's horrible
2.  It's horrible
3.  It's horrible
4.  It seems like I am the only person in the world who does not like cantaloupe "all by myself, so lonely" (in soft tone voice)
5.  Only 1% of people in the world don't like cantaloupe a.k.a ME
6.  IT'S ALL ORANGE!  I mean an ORANGE COLOR FRUIT....LIKE COME ON!!!! (besides oranges, they have an orange color also but I do like oranges)
7.  The outside of the fruit makes a HORRIBLE first impression
8.  It also smells weird!
9.  For the 9th time, I HATE CANTALOUPE!